By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer
I agree, your life sucks
48 618
You deserved it
4 064
TheNewMirage
mr
0
Followed
Followed
0
Followers
Followers
10
Badges
Badges
24
Comments
Comments
1381
Visits
Visits
1
Favorites
Favorites
About Thenewmirage
Hello, Look at how lucky I am, I got you reading this... Trust me don't.You are going to do it eh?I've warned you.Turn back around.Last time.Okay f*ck it, nobody is going to quit reading so I'll better make this good.Ponies! There, happy now? What, you want me to say something about myself?Alright then. I am a 17 year old boy and I like to laugh at the bad luck of others. That also is the reason why I am here... Still reading aren't ya? God knows why...Love metal and (punk)rock.Other things I like, Wasting someone's time,Talking too much,Gaming,Being with friends,And last but not least... I forgot.It's really hard to write something...Message me if you want to know something of actual interest.Have nice day comrad
Thenewmirage - Followers
Thenewmirage - Followed
Thenewmirage's page visits
Hugged!
Thenewmirage's FML badges
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.