Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into....

By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 60 594

By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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You deserved it 3 069

By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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You deserved it 32 610

By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML

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You deserved it 2 927

By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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You deserved it 2 262

Grounded

By cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

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You deserved it 29 664

It got a bit out of hand

By mark - 06/06/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML

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You deserved it 2 610

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 160

StarWolf111 21

Tuesday 17 September 2013 22:46

You should get a new housekeeper...

stormstarcj 12

Tuesday 17 September 2013 22:46

Maybe she was in on it...

Comments

StarWolf111 21

Tuesday 17 September 2013 22:46

You should get a new housekeeper...

Redoxx_fml 22

Tuesday 17 September 2013 22:57

"Ah no no no..."

NoMore_CoolNames 14

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:05

I no close door

jillytc 23

Wednesday 18 September 2013 0:38

it's so hard to find good help these days

scooterdude720 19

Wednesday 18 September 2013 2:19

As the saying goes, "If you want something done right, do it yourself." Time to get to work for you OP.

Gingerette 8

Wednesday 18 September 2013 3:53

Obviously, mr. superman was no here when the house was being broken into.

stormstarcj 12

Tuesday 17 September 2013 22:46

Maybe she was in on it...

Redoxx_fml 22

Tuesday 17 September 2013 22:59

"We need more lemon pledge."

Axipiter 24

Wednesday 18 September 2013 6:38

It's a trap!

LilFlutter 10

Wednesday 18 September 2013 11:14

I had a neighbor once who had that happen. It was pretty obvious that it was an inside job because it looked like they used a key and they knew just where the expensive stuff was kept. Really sad, especially since he was an older widower.