By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 22:00 - France - Strasbourg
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Oyez oyez ! Salutations cher visiteur !
As-tu écris carpe diem ou "prôphitait deux la vie" sur ton profil ? C'est idiot, j'irai t'étrangler pendant ton sommeil. Sais-tu pourquoi ? Réfléchis un peu... Au pire demande moi "Pk man? Azi".
Envois des messages d'insultes, je les lirai avec grande joie !
Je te raconterai bien une courte histoire, mais, chht c'est un secret : Étant vampire de mon état, j'adore le sang, tuer des gens, et par dessus tout les cadavres putrides de mes innocents ennemis. Comme chaque jour, d'adorables petits chatons mangent les restes de mes victimes, je les engraisse afin de les servir à mes féroces loups sauvages.
Bisous. Faites de beaux rêves.
Je ne t'ai pas fait fuir ?
Pourquoi les moules frites ?
Êtes-vous con centré ?
Qui est encore là ? Ah te voilà, j'ai une nouvelle à t'annoncer : tu es bien frappé(é) 🤗
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