Stellar parenting
By joi9496 - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By joi9496 - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
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