Cats being weird little dudes
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary
By Sheh - 16/07/2014 15:02 - Sweden
The bag of rice didn't have any handle, so I held it kinda resting against my torso, just like when holding my cat. I guess it has just become a habit. Loving all the puns :)