By Sheh - 16/07/2014 15:02 - Sweden

Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML
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The bag of rice didn't have any handle, so I held it kinda resting against my torso, just like when holding my cat. I guess it has just become a habit. Loving all the puns :)

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Welshite 39

Rice needs a loving home too, you know. You're a good person for adopting it from your local grocery store.

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darwinism 30

Lack of heat, softness, a heartbeat aside, your mistake is understandable OP. Cats do share a number of genes with rice (as do we). I often wonder why my dog does not respond when I call it, and then I laugh when I realise I have been talking to my eggplant. Fun times.

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Welshite 39

Rice needs a loving home too, you know. You're a good person for adopting it from your local grocery store.

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colby6666 43

And if you adopt twice more, you'll get a bag of potatoes for FREE!

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TheTragicTruth06 8

We all know rice bags have a rough start out of the fields. It's good to see OP can give it love and nurture it.

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cryssycakesx3 22

in some regions, they're prepared just the same.

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Kevin_Kestel 24

was the rice from a broken home because your doing a good thing

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pjsr 32

Oh no, that's going to make it that much more difficult when it comes time to eat your new 'pet'!

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Kevin_Kestel 24

1. why was I voted down 2.why eat your new adorable little bundle of rice

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ChristianH39 30

Because neither your grammar nor the joke was good.

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badluckalex 23

what does this fml have to do with organization?

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jack_jill05 14

no, he's just being a jackass, as seen on the last few FML posts.

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colby6666 43

No. Rice is an inanimate object and is incapable of purring.

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cryssycakesx3 22

if you look up in time, you just may see that which is #3's joke, delicately fluttering about, just a bit above your head...

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Ki11erC 18

@23 If you look up in time you might notice sarcasm. Unless you're American in which case I give up.

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Welshite 39

#30: Yes, because no American could possibly understand sarcasm, let alone be sarcastic. *rolls eyes*

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Roskie 16

#10 may be being facetious. I can't tell.

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colby6666 43

Not quite facetious but not quite sarcastic.

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PenguinBitch 43

Even without their presence, cats can manipulate a weak mind.

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football98_fml 20

You were able to hold a large bag of rice for 10 minutes with one hand?? That things like 50 pounds

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I've never seen a 50lb bag of rice... Am I missing out? Lol.

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CanyonRose 16

The words crazy cat lady come to mind here.

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CurlyQute 17

Hahaha one time my sister did the same thing with a pillow pet...

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efettes 19

At least that's soft and fuzzy though..

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kelsorg 21

our brains make us do some weird things involuntarily. its okay, I'm sure not too many people noticed

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darwinism 30

Lack of heat, softness, a heartbeat aside, your mistake is understandable OP. Cats do share a number of genes with rice (as do we). I often wonder why my dog does not respond when I call it, and then I laugh when I realise I have been talking to my eggplant. Fun times.

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vividpictures 17

I wish I had an eggplant to stroke.

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buckdharma 36

Aaah, You were stroking Uncle Ben. Did you convert him?

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Enslaved 36

Poor SpiderMan! If he only knew what happened to his Uncle Ben?

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