By malaisant - 15/08/2017 15:05 - France - Bordeaux
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Je suis infirmière (ou j'étais, je ne sais plus trop où j'en suis...), attirée par les rapports humains et la musique ( Nouvelle scène française, rap ou métal... Pourvu que les paroles aient un sens), et je traine souvent sur vdm pour donner mon avis mais surtout lire ceux des autres.
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Hello! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM, alors merci au site de l'avoir publié! En fait, pour répondre aux curieux on a eu une après midi calme et on avait fini tous les trucs possibles à faire (nettoyage et rangement compris), et pour le coup c'était une prescription car c'est notre interne qui nous a proposé de dessiner une pancarte "je dors ne pas déranger" pour une petite fille hospitalisée depuis quelques temps qui était toujours dérangée l'après midi pendant sa sieste. Et les IDE présentent ici savent que le sommeil est important pour avoir un bon moral et une bonne santé. On a proposé à la petite fille de dessiner elle même sa pancarte mais elle a refusé car elle était avec sa maman. J'ai posté cette VDM car bien évidemment on était un peu honteuses de faire ça. Et il ne faut pas croire qu'en pédiatrie on ne fou rien comme certains commentaires le disent! Les moments calmes sont vraiment rares malheureusement...