By Noname - 19/01/2009 10:26 - Canada
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By con135 - 13/01/2015 01:16 - United States - Farmingdale
con135 tells us more.
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By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 22:39 - United Kingdom
By OwlSaysBlimey - 17/11/2013 07:38 - Sweden
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I really didn't think this would be posted, but thanks for all the hilarious comments! Well, I think I ought to explain it a bit. This person is one of our usual customers and is infamous for being a total idiot. Although this isn't the first time he has complained to us, this is by far the stupidest complaint he's made. He's usually complaining about that the Internet's off and that he can't turn 3G on and so on. Anyway, he didn't get his money back and my boss told him to piss off, so we're all good :).
By Agax - 08/10/2013 00:21 - United States - Riverside
Needless to say she still makes fun of me for this, when she asks me for something she will say something like,"can you firmly grasp that soda and hand it to me?"