By Agax - 08/10/2013 00:21 - United States - Riverside

Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML
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zingline89 18

Your reply: "And you know this from experience?"

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daniel_0084 14

and then you get up, kick him in the crotch, and ask him how it feels

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AutumnMasquerade 12

This sounds like an utter Pain in the Balls:/...Okay that Officially sucked.

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The_Khan 12

I am fairly sure that the ref ment the smaller the ball (football, baseball and so on) the more it hurts when it hits, cause of the smaller surface hit.

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sarcasticlover 30

funny how your coach knows abt it....must be pretty experienced!

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Rainhawk94 27

Our maybe because he's a coach he has experience seeing players getting kicked in the crotch....and he has small balls

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Gearden 8

funny how that coach is a referee.

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KawaiiCupcake 14

I think you know better how small you are not him OP. Maybe he's talking from experience?

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trivel64 16

I'm pretty sure the coach was trying to make OP get up and act like it didn't hurt...

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KatieMajestic 17

Oh god why the **** did I say that. Please bury it ASAP

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

I feel like what I like to call the 'dislike zombies' are getting to our comments.

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burritosrgood 12

Why not remove it by putting it as inappropriate?

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greeneyebeauty9 28

this wouls only be an FML if what the referee said was true.. in that case, fyl.

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Sansational_ 18

well it appears that you done ****** up

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BreynHope 11

Haha that's pretty funny. But really, sorry about your balls.

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zandalee 19

Anyone else think it's also creepy how he bends down and whispers this weird comment... Does he have a white van with darkened windows OP?

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ImmaEatYouXx 10

You should have kicked him in the nuts and seen him cry...

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whiteboy896 9

That would result in a red card and then OP wouldnt even be able to finish the game.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

During soccer? Bad idea

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cheshirecat13242 32

Bad idea? I don't play soccer, but wouldn't that have kept him from getting sack-smacked in the first place..?

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zingline89 18

Your reply: "And you know this from experience?"

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SimplyBird 9

You should have kicked him in the nuts to see how small he was.

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arleenxo 11

How does your coach know that?

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CocaColaPepsi 13

That's a little extreme, and I doubt she would have said that. it was probably just a mistake.

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Rainhawk94 27

Let me remind you..he got hit on the balls!!!...moment of silence for this man....

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