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By karma - 28/01/2009 18:36 - Canada
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By karma - 28/01/2009 18:36 - Canada
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Hey. First off, my mom moved in with me because she lost her job and couldn't afford her apartment anymore. I live in a 3 bedroom house, so I was being nice and let her move in. She has no ailments. Second, my dogs have a door that is open into a dog run. I can't do a dog door because I have a Great Dane and a Bully Pit. I live about 5 minutes from work. I go home at lunch everyday. I couldn't yesterday because I was covering for 2 sick coworkers. Third, my dogs crapped all over the house because SOMEONE shut their door. And my kitchen was speaking wet (with water) because SOMEONE burned their lunch and instead of using the fire extinguisher, that went outside and grabbed the garden hose. After I had to clean everything up, BY MY SELF, my mom finally fessed up. I'm trying to get my sister to take her so that I and my dogs can live in peace again.