By dirtbikeguy - 23/07/2015 13:05 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML
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LoverWordsFood 27

Nope, Nope, Nope and No ******* Way. Strong mouthwash and some kind of brush to scrub out the...feeling. *shudders*

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tantanpanda 26

Cinderella would be proud!

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extrasnipes 22

A little too touchy mostly on the spiders part

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Wakachulak 22

According to scientists (whom I believe more than internet attention ******, though that's just me being weird), spiders do not crawl into peoples mouth while they sleep. So I have no choice but to call OP a liar.

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5secondsofvvifi 21

So touching, I now don't want to go to sleep. It's like 3am though and I kind of have to. Perfect

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theusediscool 26

NOPE! GOTTA SET THE ROOM ON FIRE NOW!!

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Naggie_May23 6

What's burning your room/the house down going to accomplish? Every time I read an FML about spiders, everyone screams, "Burn the house down!" or some variation thereof. You can't get rid of spiders no matter what you do. And as scary as they are, we need them to get rid of the flies and the mosquitoes. Plus, I hear mint oil is a better, non-fire way of getting rid of those sons of bitches.

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olpally 32

Kill it with fire!!!

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tgodluke 17

That's horrible, sorry you had to go through that!

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LoverWordsFood 27

Nope, Nope, Nope and No ******* Way. Strong mouthwash and some kind of brush to scrub out the...feeling. *shudders*

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leafeon523 20

To all the "kill it with fire!" Comments, remember that the spider is IN HER MOUTH. That would not end well.

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okokalright 15

If i woke up to a spider in my mouth, my soul would leave my body

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skippydoda 32

Did you burn down your house? Because that's what you should have done.

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llamingo 8

Lol that was really funny

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DamnBailie 23

Reading this made my skin crawl.. i feel so bad for you. i would have cried real jesus tears.

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pokysmalls 14

tears that are blessed by the pope and used in exorcisms are real jesus tears...

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AddictGamer 16

You get real Jesus tears by burning the hell out of them.

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