Spooked
By yourmom - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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By yourmom - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia
By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia
By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 02:20 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 05:00 - United States
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.