By anonymous - 13/11/2015 00:00 - Netherlands

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By anonymous - 13/11/2015 00:00 - Netherlands
By Kidsthesedays - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Neots
By Ashamed_Sister - 30/11/2013 07:35 - Namibia - Windhoek
He just asked me if he can have something to eat. When I finished the sandwich I realized the irony.