By OhCrap - 02/03/2018 09:56
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By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 10:00 - United States - Ithaca
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No mash for you
By Nazi-chef - 24/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson
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By Anonymous - 19/02/2017 01:00 - Australia - Stretton
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Op here: Nope, it didn't smash the toilet, it literally cut it right down the middle and got stuck there. It was just this huge, metal edged mirror balanced against the wall by the toilet and I nudged it over. Did pay for the repair but it took weeks as the plumber messed up the job. She had to use her neighbour's bathroom for over a fortnight.