Health: Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down...

By Anonymous - 19/02/2017 01:00 - Australia - Stretton

Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:32 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML

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By hurts - 04/05/2009 18:48 - Canada

Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them, I impaled my forearm on a knife that was sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML

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By D J's MOM - 18/09/2023 20:00

Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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coolmike699 26

Saturday 18 February 2017 16:06

Do you shave with a machete? What kind of razor cuts your finger to the bone just by touching it?

AzrielB 8

Saturday 18 February 2017 16:38

YDI, for keeping your shaving machete in the shower and not on the machete hook on the wall

Comments

coolmike699 26

Saturday 18 February 2017 16:06

Do you shave with a machete? What kind of razor cuts your finger to the bone just by touching it?

popaulina 8

Saturday 18 February 2017 18:27

An imaginary one.

species4872 19

Saturday 18 February 2017 18:32

Cut throat razor.

ResidentThatGuy 12

Saturday 18 February 2017 16:14

Guess that razor really is the only sharp thing in the shower... no but really ouch!

AzrielB 8

Saturday 18 February 2017 16:38

YDI, for keeping your shaving machete in the shower and not on the machete hook on the wall

awildwhisper 30

Sunday 19 February 2017 11:04

Your comment made me die laughing. I kinda want a machete hook on my bathroom wall now.

kmrrpk 22

Saturday 18 February 2017 16:57

I was taking the cap off my razor once and cut my thumb so bad I had to get stitches so I know how you feel

pelletman67 16

Saturday 18 February 2017 17:20

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Tumaco1963 19

Saturday 18 February 2017 20:22

The blades on a shaving razor are not long enough to cut to the bone. Unless the razor is purposely broken to remove the blade for the sole purpose of cutting.