Kill me now
By bademployee - 12/08/2014 23:16 - United States - Portland
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By bademployee - 12/08/2014 23:16 - United States - Portland
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He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.