By immature - 18/09/2014 19:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
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chinaski7628 32

No-- it would be 'your anus'. Possessive pronouns still exist in space.

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jerryj 27

Really #16? Cause I surely don't. Could you please explain it?

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badluckalex 23

people really need to get used to the amount of sarcasm in the comments

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soccer_isbae 15

Honestly if my teacher laughed at that I would have liked him/her more. I like when teachers have a sense of humor!

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FmlYdi4ever 15

That's why there is kappa. Kappa means sarcasm.

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MossyMegaMan 20

My science teacher gets innuendos, swears like a sailor, talks about fights he got into, tells awesome stories, and couldn't care less if we curse or make sexual jokes. He is the most liked teacher in the entire school.

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stupidface15 16

it's **you're** anus. i hate this modern lingo

chinaski7628 32

No-- it would be 'your anus'. Possessive pronouns still exist in space.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

I think they were making a joke. Like people who use "ur" in text speak? It's too bad #5 still used the wrong *your

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23lf 16

******* Idiot + Grammar Nazi = #5

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MaybeMoo 13

@5 Considering it's the name of a planet and not "modern lingo", no, it wouldn't be "you're anus". Even in a sentence that was relevant to that it still wouldn't be "you're anus", it'd be "your anus" like 22 said.

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lengi123 18

55 - stupidity doesn't always translate to humor

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johbstonjacob 8

We all gave a 10 year old inside of us....

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A07 48

Pretty sure it's just you, sorry.

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AnOriginalName 19

I'm pretty sure that's illegal, #6.

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badluckalex 23

and this thread of comments we have exibit 9, the prude

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Tthug 34

Reminds me of Russell brand singing African child/inside of you.

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RedPillSucks 31

I've got one locked in my basement

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hoopfrog 14

#37 Why does this not have more up votes?

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KayDee29 31

I'm curious as to what the innuendo was now....

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Bloink 25

they pulled the innuendo right out of their anus

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StiffPvtParts 43

#21 They pulled it from Uranus c:

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paigexox0 37

I dont see it as an FML, the students probably like you more because of it!

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BrookieAnn 19

It just shows you have a sense of humor, which is generally lacking in professors .

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thespiantess 18

Yes, I'd be glad to be in your class. I used to tell stupid chemistry jokes to my teacher all the time and it made classes so much more enjoyable.

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Enslaved 36

"I took asstronamy just to study Uranus"

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Bloink 25

omaigad i love this comment like i love bacon

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Ichiya 29

My science pick up line is: If I had to be an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. ;)

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