Amazing timing
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Antelope
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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