Dirty talk

By awkward - 22/02/2014 05:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 622
You deserved it 10 475

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well, at least you know she hasn't done anything.

are you sure she wasn't just trying to play along?

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Well, at least you know she hasn't done anything.

are you sure she wasn't just trying to play along?

arandomusernameaa 20

what would you answer with though? also the tone of voice probably hinted she thought she had done something wrong..

JMichael 25

She was very convincing apparently.

xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Your girlfriend doesn't understand kinky sex

LouisvilleLuke 10

Thanks for clearing that one up

Best. Girlfriend. Ever. Marry that girl!!

We'll be a family... No matter what you say... I don't know, it just seemed appropriate. Or the song is just plain stuck in my head.

strawberrywine22 30

Explain it to her, and then you two can practice practice practice until she gets it right!

She's new to talking dirty... She'll get the hang of it.

So continue and tell her why she's been a "bad girl". If you're going to role play don't break character! :P

arandomusernameaa 20

But you have to think about that!

It's not what you say, it's how you say it. I role play quite a lot minus the "bad girl". Harsh words and playful spankings trigger my-- daddy issues. :'''(

TheDrifter 23

Naughty girls, playful spankings and Daddy issues is a whole other kink. Maybe I spend too much time on Tumblr.

yea why break character if you're role playing. maybe she was in character too

Did you looked real serious when you said that?