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Darkmsk's favorite FMLs
By Fantasticxbox - 28/04/2016 22:37 - France
JE VEUX RENTRER CHEZ MOI !
By Anonyme - 27/01/2016 21:42 - France - Paris
By BeatboxJog - 27/01/2016 20:43 - France - Paris
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By ditmoiquiestlaplusbelle - 27/01/2016 11:48 - Réunion - Saint-denis
Youpidouuuu, une VDM publiée ! Quelle fierté ! Dans tous les cas, j'en suis plus fière que la VDM en elle même :-D Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Tellement que j'ai repris celui de Cuistodingo (#18) comme pseudo ^^ Pour donner quelques précisions, déjà, je vais courir dehors, sur les bords d'une rivière et pas en salle ... heureusement ! Donc, il n'y a pas énormément de monde. En plus, je n'y vais pas aux "heures de pointe" quand il y a les familles qui se baladent, etc. Ceci dit, aucune des personnes que j'ai croisé ne s'est retournée suite à un de mes prouts (nb à zeboss91, je trouve que prout sonne mieux que pet, désolé :-D et merci Alan, belle répartie ^^), donc je pensais vraiment qu'ils ne faisaient pas beaucoup de bruit (mais peut être qu'ils étaient trop âgés pour entendre ... ou pour savoir si c'était eux ou moi ... ouuuuh je suis méchante ! Cela dit, il y aurait une autre VDM que je pourrais raconter ici mais niveau VDM prout, je vais m'arrêter pour un petit moment :-D). Et ils n'étaient pas non plus odorants ou peut être qu'il faudrait que, comme l'a suggéré marieS06 (#35), je m'occupe de me déboucher le nez après m'être débouché le nez (... et les fesses ... :-D). Mise à part ça, il m'arrive souvent d'aller courir avec un ami donc sans musique mais j'évite de lâcher mes intestins de peur que ça s'entende (j'ai quand même un peu de bon sens Ae1234 (#6) ;-)). Hier, étant toute seule et sans écouteur, je n'ai pas hésité et j'ai ainsi remarqué qu'ils faisaient beaucoup plus de bruit que je ne l'imaginais, ce qui m'a beaucoup fait rire. Voilà pour la petite histoire. Pour finir, je tiens à dédicacer cette VDM à ma soeur qui n'est pas en reste niveau rots et pets (oui je te balance, gniark, gniark, gniark !) Ps : Je n'avais pas de compte avant de publier cette VDM ... comme pas mal de personne en fait ^^ (sauf que je l'écris en PS :-P)