Earbleach
By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver
You'd be right! I'll try and condense the story for you. So basically, I was playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (the game mentioned in my post) and my team was messing about and killing each other. In my frustration, I called the one who was the most annoying on my team a baked potato. It seems that he too must have been frustrated, because the next thing I know, he's called a vote to kick me from my team. Since I'm at the top of the leaderboard and I'm carrying my team (despite losing by a huge margin), I think to myself "Well, it's not like they're going to vote 'Yes', they need me on this team if we're ever going to win!" But, to my surprise, they all accepted the vote and I was kicked, consequently resulting in a 7 day ban from Competitive Matchmaking. Well, that's it! I hope this backstory behind it was sufficient.