Keep cool
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver
Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.
We don't know if OP is inside...
It's Adele's fault. She's turned into real pyromaniac.
Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?
Yeah I don't completely understand this FML. Was it a joke or..?
Probably OP was at work.
#33 that would be the worst joke ever. no matter if OP was inside or not.
Charming.
in the wise words of Douglas Adams, "Dont Panic"
How do you expect me to stay calm? oh wait - I've got full insurance! (:
I still want to know who called OP to deliver the flaming news...
Eh, what??
did you get a fiery temper??
What we have here is a good Samaritan.
Or an extremely sadistic pyromaniac... "Stay calm...your house is on fire. You're welcome."
It's his home ninja..
We don't need no fire? I think you meant water.
And now i figure out what it meant.. *facepalm*
#16 Chill out bro. You have 10 comments on one FML. Don't you find that a tad excessive?
I was bored in office...what the hell can I do?
Keep calm and .... Hmmm. Not sure how to end this one.
Fire away ???
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Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.
Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?