Keep cool

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver

Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm… Your house is on fire." FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 548
You deserved it 2 939

Top comments

Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.

Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?

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Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.

\ 28

OP, hang up and get out of there. A group of agents is on its way. You've got to hurry.

It's Adele's fault. She's turned into real pyromaniac.

SherlockWHolmes 12

If you were home, OP, then I'd take this as a sign that someone was watching over you at that moment. If not, though, I do believe we know who set your house on fire. -SH

nurchok 15

OP, I truly hope this was a wrong number or a prank. If not, sorry for your loss.

Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?

Yeah I don't completely understand this FML. Was it a joke or..?

#33 that would be the worst joke ever. no matter if OP was inside or not.

How do you expect me to stay calm? oh wait - I've got full insurance! (:

Or an extremely sadistic pyromaniac... "Stay calm...your house is on fire. You're welcome."

perdix 29

"We don't need no fire, let the ************ burn."

We don't need no fire? I think you meant water.

And now i figure out what it meant.. *facepalm*

#16 Chill out bro. You have 10 comments on one FML. Don't you find that a tad excessive?

perdix 29

#14, aw, sorry, I was about 80% asleep when I wrote that.

I was bored in office...what the hell can I do?

Keep calm and .... Hmmm. Not sure how to end this one.

BlueFlatts 20

Take pictures. Outside of the house, preferably.

beneathitallxx 15
fml1365 30

Someone's probably just messin' with you.

Imhere4fml 24