mld4657

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  • BFE!!!!!!!!!, USA
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  • Sunday 26 February 1989
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About Mld4657

Okay so the name is Melissa, I love batman, harry potter, alice in wonderland, and much more. I love to read books, I dont watch a lot of tv to the point where I think the nanny is still a hit. I have multiple tattoos and piercings. If my profile or comments offend anyone, I can say right now, Fuck you or fuck off. I am entitled to what I think and my opinion and if you dont like it, go suck a fat cucumber. If you want to know more about me hit me up on the messenger here, if not keep moving on... oh and while you are at my page give me a fuck and ill give you a courtesy fuck. ;) 21 or older......

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Gandhi

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Hey...OP here. So in this theatre there are two curtains. The second one (more up stage, away from the audience) has been broken. So we just open both curtains, since the second one never opens. We perform in front of it and it's no big deal. We get some great lighting off it really, and once we had someone stand back there and shake it and looked cool. Someone fixed the second curtain without telling us. The actors were having sex behind the "broken" curtain and it opened. No one told them to stop because they were quiet, and no one wants to tell people to quit having sex... So anyway, there it is.