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  • Soultz-sous-forêts,
  • 41 years-old
  • Monday 26 September 1983
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See, one of you was right.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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A new thumb

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Amateur spy - Johnny English level

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CZB 42

Wouhou, 2 VDM validées en 1 semaine. Cette histoire m'est arrivée il y a presque 10 ans. Pas de GPS dans la voiture ou le téléphone. J'ai vite compris qu'il était impossible de discuter avec ces 2 personnes. Celui qui me parlait était très agressif. Quand je lui ai dit qu'il devait y avoir un malentendu, il a immédiatement hurlé qu'il était assermenté et que si je continuais à dire qu'il mentait, j'allais à l'encontre de problèmes supplémentaires. Pendant ce temps là, le second inspectait la voiture. Lorsqu'il est arrivé à la hauteur du macaron de contrôle technique, il a crié au premier que la voiture était volée et ils ont immédiatement porté la main à leurs armes (sans les sortir heureusement). Après un quiproquo de quelques secondes, j'au dû leur expliquer que si l'immatriculation sur le CT était différente à celle de mes plaques, c'est parce je venais d'hériter de la voiture et que le contrôle a été effectué avant que je ne fasse ma carte grise. Quand ils ont enfin compris que j'étais en règle de ce côté, ils m'ont collé mon PV pour le STOP imaginaire et je suis parti. C'est la rencontre la plus ubuesque que j'ai pu avoir avec les forces de l'ordre.