Emergency
By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 23:22 - United States
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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 23:22 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States
By shit_upon_literally - 07/03/2009 05:51 - United States
they were wasted to the point of oblivion and probably had no idea what had just gone down. i didn't cry, but i was REALLY angry about it. my clothes were full of shit but luckily i had an extra pair of pants in my car and i had bought a band t-shirt earlier