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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States
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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Acworth
Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911