Les enfants sont merveilleux
By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 11:30
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Nous sommes plusieurs dans ma tête et avons tous des caractères différents.... On ne sait jamais à l'avance sur lequel vous tomberez...
On vous aura prévenu.
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Attention pavé : Pour commencer je suis la propriétaire du compte bouboule mais cette VDM c'est ma cousine qui l'a écrite car c'est son histoire sa VRAIE histoire ceci est en aucun cas une blague (qui serais de mauvais goût) donc oui en effet elle c'est faite amputer de sa main et son conjoint l'a réellement quitté avec ces propos (10 ans de vie commune avec pacs) !!!!! Bien évidemment aujourd'hui elle en rigole mais ce n'était pas le cas 5 ans auparavant mais depuis elle a retrouvé l'amour avec un HOMME qui l'accepte comme elle est !!!! ils ont même un enfant. Pour répondre à quelque commentaire : Bien sur qu'elle n'est pas rentrée le soir même sinon ça aurait été grave et il lui a annoncé ça a son retour de la salle de réveil oui oui vous avez bien compris il n'a pas attendu longtemps. voila voila je pense avoir éclairé la plupart de vos doutes