By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France
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"My body asked my mind: Do you want to keep going? Why do you continue to put yourself through this? What are you hoping to accomplish? I already know the answers... I realized back then what I loved the most and what I wanted to become... I wanted to put myself to test, by taking the most difficult path possible....Only after facing my trials in the harshest conditions I would be able to truly see how much I've hungered for THIS.. How much I want THIS....My body doesn't listen, I only can feel my burning ambition... I can't think straight... there is only one thing left to do..... It is time to let my instincts take over... my ambition, my hunger, my desires, what I want, what I've hungered for. No more time for thinking.... it's time to shed this human facade and move on PURE INSTINCT!!" VZ.
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