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By mybfthecrossdresser - 20/01/2015 15:08 - Australia - Scarborough

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

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You deserved it 4 003

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 13:16 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 043

You deserved it 7 036

Catfished

By Samyett - 09/02/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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You deserved it 15 000

By Michelle - 04/08/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML

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You deserved it 6 481

By gibbette - 28/04/2013 17:32 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 587

You deserved it 7 316

Judge Judy much?

By Why are they all like this? - 01/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML

I agree, your life sucks 101

You deserved it 865

Egg mode

By Anonymous - 22/11/2020 22:58

Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 063

You deserved it 183

By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 621

You deserved it 3 056

Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 646

You deserved it 1 566

By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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You deserved it 6 715

Bae Caught Me Slippin

By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 08:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 199

You deserved it 2 264

helloboyzder 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

Clever bastard, I've never seen that one before...

Lebeaugars95 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

He saw the opportunity and he went for it

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helloboyzder 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

Clever bastard, I've never seen that one before...

LikeYouGiveAShit 27

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:37

You've probably seen it. Just never knew I was there... That's how a true cross dressing ninja rolls.

MrConcise 34

Wednesday 21 January 2015 1:07

For me it's just easier to pretend to be gay, but to each his own, I suppose.

chillandfun 12

Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:57

Clearly Op's boyfriend is going far in life. He's quite the innovator.

zman92 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 6:48

check out tumblr, it happens all the time.

dietbacon 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 13:02

not clever at all. 100x easier googling random photos and probably better pics than the one he took...

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 21 January 2015 20:07

I have a feeling the money goes toward a Steam account...

Lebeaugars95 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

He saw the opportunity and he went for it

Classy_Sassy_15 15

Wednesday 21 January 2015 10:31

It's very clever.

Vlen_fml 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:22

pfft, he honestly doesn't know how to pick his marks, with the right acting photo's are never an issue.

Mizuy 7

Wednesday 21 January 2015 2:02

But dressing cute and taking pictures is the best part.

anatawabakadesu 6

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:54

#38, your profile picture is VERY fitting for that comment.

Hollywoodgirl79 18

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:22

That is actually the best strategy ever...

Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 21 January 2015 6:46

...and it's very innovative and most probably he will have some sort of success. I like his way of thinking.

Exodiafinder687 58

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:23

That was him!? I feel like such an idiot!

sk8rdud3 24

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:24

That's actually pretty smart xD

ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:25

I'd do that if I didn't have an over active conscious.

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:00

Same here. Small world, isn't it?

Palindromesque 21

Wednesday 21 January 2015 10:16

No can resist. *conscience

drumaddict33 12

Friday 23 January 2015 23:08

you mean conscience

plaukje 6

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:26

thats amazing, he should watch priscilla queen of the desert for the next step

MV3_Heat_Fan 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:27

At least he isn't using pics of you to do it

elcee1987 18

Wednesday 21 January 2015 3:07

That's actually a really good point...

theawkwardlife 21

Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:32

Yeah and that's only because he's got a better ass

MisterEx 28

Wednesday 21 January 2015 6:47

It is also a very good idea. Huehuehue.

appletreee 30

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:28

Strange- but, effective.

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Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a little "fun" in our secluded backyard. It was only after we had finished that we noticed the three little girls, who live next door, jumping up and down on their trampoline, with their mouths wide open. FML

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Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML

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Today, I came home from an overnight trip to find my room a complete mess. My coked up housemate had invited strangers to stay over when they told her they didn't have place to sleep. They stole my money, speakers, Polaroid camera, and passport. They left a packet of biscuits. FML

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Same thing different taste

Catfished

Judge Judy much?

Egg mode

Get out of the way

Bae Caught Me Slippin

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