By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States
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By Embarrassed ass. - 23/10/2015 04:05 - United States - Oregon City
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By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon
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By Ajax_Teh_Great - 20/10/2015 07:49 - United States
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By RIPcareer - 18/10/2015 19:18 - United States - Ellicott City
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Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.