Automatisme
By Cretynxe - 12/04/2017 12:14 - France
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
By Cretynxe - 12/04/2017 12:14 - France
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Bonjour à tous ! Heureuse de voir que ma VDM suscite autant de réactions... :D Alors pour la petite histoire, je vis avec mon copain dans une rue très fréquentée par de nombreux fêtards. Je suis quelqu'un d'à peu près tolérant mais il est vrai que lorsque cela se produit toutes les semaines, le seuil de tolérance descend petit à petit... Or, nous avons eu quelques petites frayeurs avec mon copain après avoir justement essayé de DIALOGUER (oui oui, c'est un mot que je connais ! ^^). Les réactions sont parfois très... inattendues lorsque le sang est imbibé d'alcool ! :D Ce soir-là, en plus, mon copain n'était pas là : j'étais donc encore moins courageuse que d'habitude. Il n'y a pas eu de sirène, donc rien qui pouvait me laisser penser qu'un incendie était en cours (surtout qu'en réalité il ne s'agissait que d'un début d'incendie, et les policiers étaient là pour sécuriser le périmètre le temps de l'intervention des pompiers). J'aurais éventuellement pu tilter parce qu'il y a avait une lumière bizarre (j'ai compris plus tard que c'était un gyrophare !). Bref, j'étais naze, il était 3h du matin et j'avais une réunion méga importante le lendemain à 8h30... J'ai donc balancé mon seau d'eau. Quand j'ai entendu un ton autoritaire crier "Hé ho ! Qui vient de faire ça ? On monte de suite chez-vous, ouvrez ou on défonce la porte !", j'ai bien compris qu'il y avait un problème... Vous vous doutez bien que les policiers étaient hors d'eux. IIs sont montés illico presto chez moi. Ils m'ont engueulée comme du poisson pourri, et voulaient m'emmener au poste. J'étais tellement à bouts de nerfs que j'ai fondu en larmes et je pense qu'ils ont eu un peu pitié. J'ai quand même eu droit à une bonne leçon de morale... Ils sont finalement repartis, bien énervés malgré tout. Ils sont restés encore un petit moment sous ma fenêtre, en parlant encore plus fort. Je ne vous détaille pas mon état pendant la réunion le lendemain ! Mais j'ai compris la leçon, plus jamais de seau d'eau... La prochaine fois j'appelerai la police :D