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By Anonymous - 06/03/2017 04:00
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OP here. Some pretty negative comments! I wasn't asking him to get rid of his personal possessions like four display cabinets of knick knacks, nine tubs of record albums, every shirt he has ever owned out of our closet, two sheds of car parts, or any of the beer paraphernalia of bottles, cans, labels, caps, and signs. I just thought we didn't need three cheese slicers, two peelers, five cork screws, four can openers, or a nut bowl we've never used. Said nut bowl was that days particular item that was repurchased off eBay. Wanting to live in an uncluttered home after 30 years does not make me selfish.