By Forest44 - 05/10/2014 20:57 - France
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Moi c'est Faustine. Je sais, c'est dingue.
Une conversation qui commence par "Salut" puis "Ça va" a plus de 90% de chances de se terminer rapidement, selon une étude menée par moi-même.
"Les cheveux roux, mer de feu, sanglants sous la lumière, non pas calmes jamais mais comme l'ardeur de charbons intérieurs, non pas doux mais crispés d'emportement, où nul ne se repose mais où tout brûle."
Heureusement, même lorsque tu as tout perdu, il te reste encore ton imagination. Et cette possibilité de tout réécrire est la plus belle, mais également la plus atroce des libertés.
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Bonjour les ptits loups ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM (j'espère que ça va marcher parce que je n'avais pas de compte quand je l'ai posté. Trop fière qu'elle soit passée, je ne m'y attendais vraiment pas. Elle est vraie, je vous remercie de vos commentaires car aucun n'est méchant (un miracle sur internet). Je viens expliquer un peu plus en détail le pourquoi du comment. Donc déjà mon chéri est plus âgé que moi, il a la trentaine ce qui a rendu l'histoire assez étonnante pour moi. En réalité et certains ont déjà émis cette hypothèse, il a eu un problème étant jeune, une malformation de l'engin qui l'a conduit à être opéré à l'âge de 12 ans. A cet âge, c'est plutôt aux parents qu'on explique les choses et du coup il n'a jamais vraiment su qu'il avait en même temps été circoncis. Et pour ce qui est de comparer, non il n'est pas du genre à comparer avec les autres ! Même dans les vestiaires haha ! Et pour ma part je ne m'en étais pas rendue compte parce que je n'en vois pas tous les quatre matins, je n'avais jamais vraiment fait attention. C'est en regardant que je me suis demandé ce qu'on enlevé lorsqu'on circonsisait. J'ai donc fait des recherches qui m'ont d'abord laissé perplexe et puis il m'a parlé de cette opération qu'il avait eu plus jeune. Donc tout s'est éclairé et nous avons bien rigolé ! Pour ceux qui se demandent, non ça ne rend pas le sexe plus gros (au contraire...) Bye ! :)