Drink up
By ugh!! - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States
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By ugh!! - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States
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By Ajax_Teh_Great - 20/10/2015 07:49 - United States
Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.
By allergies - 18/09/2015 14:43 - United States - New York
When this happens, and it's a regular occurance, she goes crazy. She starts to run, then drops her ass on the ground and slides a little, decorating my flor with streaks of poop.