Better out than in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, some wannabe molester actually used the "Do you know who my dad is?!" line on me as I threw him out of a club. Turns out his dad is my boss's brother. I'm now searching for a new job. FML
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jazmin3012 28

You may be out of a job, but you saved someone from a traumatic experience. Keep your head up OP, good things will come your way.

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ujellybro234 18

No way you could have known OP. I wish you the best of luck finding a job

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jazmin3012 28

You may be out of a job, but you saved someone from a traumatic experience. Keep your head up OP, good things will come your way.

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Railroader 16

sad part is though he'll be able to get back in and molest someone else on another night

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ujellybro234 18

No way you could have known OP. I wish you the best of luck finding a job

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ApologyKick 25

I would have kicked the guy out even if I did know he was my boss's brother's son. If he was harassing people at the club and creating a negative scene, kick him out either way.

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PenguinBitch 43

When I was a professor at Hogwarts, some blonde twit used the "wait until my father here's about this" line. I should have listened...I'm now dead and live in a painting.

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QuaDECH 13

@26, This is the comment section of FML, not the C programming language, /* You don't need to define them like this */

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thisguy22 33

My assumption was that that was meant to be a wand... I could be wrong though.

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Mauskau 35

45, you haven't closed their comment so it's still ongoing. I'll do it for you. */

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moondoglou420 17

Well on the bright side you have a fantastic reason why you can't use your previous employer as a reference!

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ragnarok1540 39

It sucks that your ex-boss was such a prick in addition to his pervert nephew. Hopefully the harassed party files charges of assault against the guy as well as the establishment for enabling it/failing to protect its clients. You did the right thing. Best of luck finding a new job.

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Calingaladha 21

It's B.S. that stuff like that can happen. Good luck finding a job, OP!

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Tripartita 44

"Do you know who my dad is?! He's a fine man! I think you two would really hit it off! I could set—fine, fine, I'm leaving!"

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themysteriousfox 18

It's stupid that your boss decided to fire you despite you doing what your job called for. Maybe your next job will be better than this and it was just one door closing another opening. Good luck on the job hunt OP.

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