Looks to Die For...
By Milo - 21/02/2017 08:00 - Canada
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Major nerd who likes anime, a few video games, and League of Legends. When I'm not doing all the crazy things people my age do, I come here to see all the wacky shit that happens to other people. Ok, bye!
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Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.