Vegas…
By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 01:30
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By kunjac0945 - 14/09/2015 05:21 - United States - New York
OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.