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By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 15:00

Today, my husband suggested that I spend my three weeks of summer vacation alone with our four children, so that he can spend his going birdwatching by himself. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Tell him the only bird he’s gonna watch is the one you’re flipping him.

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Zekfen 17

And by birds he means his mistress.

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Zekfen 17

And by birds he means his mistress.

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withered 30

Plan you vacation by yourself. With or/and without the kids (one with with them, 2 by yourself, for example). Let him babysit them while he watches birds.

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RichardPencil 30

Tell him the only bird he’s gonna watch is the one you’re flipping him.

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manb91uk 22

Yeah right... His favourites being Swallowfield, Blue **** and Robins I take it...

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Summaria 10

You could do a compromise....go 1 week for yourself while he has the kids, then he goes 1 week while you have the kids and then you go on holiday for 1 week together with everyone?

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tranced_ 45

This reminds me of a movie Brokeback mountain that I recently watched.. Ah you should be very careful #justsayin

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RichardPencil 30

I couldn’t believe they couldn’t get even a little bit of fishing in. Wouldn’t you want a little break from marathon butt-******* to do some fishing?

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quelsauvage 12

So he gets custody in the divorce, right?

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