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By grossefermière - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
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By grossefermière - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
By Aman-de - 19/04/2016 14:41 - France - Wandignies-hamage
By anonyma - 19/04/2016 13:28 - France
By manonxxgd - 18/04/2016 23:49 - France - H?nin-beaumont
Coucou à tous, je suis l'auteure et je tenais quand même à préciser que c'est la première fois que ça arrive (en plus d'un an haha) et qu'il a finalement changé la housse après xD !Et il se lave tout les jours hahahaha Merci d'avoir validé !! :D
By YourWelcome - 16/04/2016 23:10 - France
Hello! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire pour la plupart mais j'en trouve certains très durs. Quand on a une forte poitrine, peu importe que le soutien gorge soit adapté ou pas, ce n'est quand même pas très agréable d'en porter un. Du coup je l'avais enlevé et posé sur mon sac à côté de moi pour pouvoir regarder ma série plus à l'aise. Je précise que les enfants étaient endormis à ce moment là. Et quand les parents sont rentrés, j'ai pris mon sac et je n'ai pas fait attention, et comme il faisait assez noir dans la pièce je n'ai pas vu que j'avais oublié quelque chose. En fait, je m'en suis rendue compte dans l'ascenseur donc je suis remontée tout de suite, je leur ai dit que j'avais oublié un truc et je l'ai récupéré en toute discrétion avant qu'ils ne le remarquent. Donc pour tous ceux qui pensent que je pourrais être la cause d'un divorce, rassurez vous ce n'est pas le cas. Et si je m'en étais rendue compte plus tard, je les aurais évidemment appelés afin d'éviter tout malentendu entre eux! Bref, je suis quand même contente que ma petite mésaventure ait été publiée. Au moins elle aura bien fait parler. ;)
Enfin publiée ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Cette histoire est arrivée à une amie à moi, il y a bien longtemps on devait avoir 14/15ans. Quand elle m'a lu le poème ça m'a rappelé quelque chose, du coup j'ai fait une recherche sur internet et découvert qu'il s'agissait d'une chanson des L5. Il me semble que c'était "Te garder près de moi".