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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States
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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States
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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison
Hey, I'm the OP! In all fairness, she and her friends were wasted, and I was the designated driver. She didn't remember any of this the next day, and actually found it quite funny. She's not dumb. Sorry to dissapoint you. And to the people that pointed out my typo - yes I'm MARRYING a her. English isn't my first language and I was exhausted when I wrote this. :)