By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton
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By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton
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Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.