La belle excuse
By Huh .__. - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Huh .__. - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Betton
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By ihatejb - 16/04/2014 19:55 - France - Toulouse
Bonjour à Tous, Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Merci à tous pour vos commentaire, ils m'ont fait bien rire aussi. J'ai retrouvé mon vélo à la fac hier. Ce qui veut dire que deux mois plus tôt j'y suis allée en vélo et je suis rentrée à pied. Pour ceux qui se le demandent encore, oui, j'ai une mémoire de poisson rouge. Pour ma défense, j'y vais pas souvent en vélo et je l'avait laissé devant une salle où je vais rarement. J'ai failli déclarer le vol, mais mon vélo est tellement pourri, c'était pas vraiment la peine (vélo de grand mère, pas de vitesses, rouillé.) C'est surement pour cette raison qu'on ne me l'a pas volé pendant les deux mois où il a dormi dehors. Par chance je n'ai pas jeté la clef du cadenas je vais donc pouvoir ramener mon vélo chez moi et le ranger à côté de mon nouveau vélo, celui qu'on vient de m'offrir. Merci de m'avoir lue et de m'avoir publiée. A bientôt, pour de nouvelles mésaventures!