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By herestowaiting - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Detroit
By sniffmyzebra - 20/10/2015 19:46 - Canada - Medicine Hat
By musicalrose_21 - 20/01/2013 12:27 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath
Hey, OP here, sorry I waited so long to reply to this but I didn't realise it got published! In the end, we left him behind and got my boyfriend's brother to drum for us. He's not out of the band though! I thought I could trust him.
By CutestBoysEver - 30/10/2012 01:30 - United States - Fruita
By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States
Can't believe this was published! OP here, as some you said, the date really did suck. But my brand new vacuum sucks even more! Did I do it right? I'll leave.