By sniffmyzebra - 20/10/2015 19:46 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it. FML
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Can't believe this was published! OP here, as some you said, the date really did suck. But my brand new vacuum sucks even more! Did I do it right? I'll leave.

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It was probably a Dyson. Attractive name AND great product.

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Got lazy reading half way through the FML, did we?

Have you tried turning yourself on and off again?

Oh my god, I just saw the fml, it was 5:00 in the morning when I read this and I guess I blanked out because I swear I only saw "my bling date tried to sell me a vacuum" and I was in a hurry for the first few comments, I apologize sincerely

Salesmen will do anything for commission these days...

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Someone posted the same shit before -_-

He didn't try, he SUCKceeded in selling you the vacuum.................I'm sorry...I'm new here :(