By TheLifguard95 - 26/04/2016 23:49 - United Kingdom
I agree, your life sucks
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About Thelifguard95
Working in a country club as a lifeguard, also a qualified personal trainer too.
Working as a lifeguard gives me opportunities to see fails and moments that make me want to laugh, cry and mostly want someone to fuck my life because of the people I have to look after
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