By Lewogona - 02/11/2016 21:26 - France - Lille
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Du bonheur à l'état pur, brut, natif, volcanique, quel pied ! C'était mieux que tout, mieux que la drogue, que le sexe et la brouette thaïlandaise, mieux que le Nutella au beurre de cacahuète et le Milk-shake banane. Mieux que toutes les trilogies de Georges Lucas, l'intégrale des muppets-show, la fin de 2001. Mieux que le déhanché d'Emma Peel, Marilyn, la schroumpfette, Lara Croft, Naomie Campbell et le grain de beauté de Cindy Crawford. Mieux que la face B d'Abbey Road, les CD d'Hendrix, qu'le p'tit pas de Neil Armstrong sur la lune. Le space-mountain, la ronde du père Noël, la fortune de Bill Gates, les transes du Dalaï-Lama, la résurrection de Lazare, toutes les piquouzes de testostérone de Schwarzy, le collagène dans les lèvres de Pamela Anderson. Mieux que Woodstock et les rave-party les plus orgasmiques. Mieux que la défonce de Sade, Rimbaud, Morisson et Casteneda. Mieux que la liberté. Mieux que la vie...
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