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About Pasteque1999

Lycéen de 16 ans, en Terminale S, fan de Candy Crush, vous dit une blague : C'est l'histoire de Luth, une très jolie fille. Luth habite à Moscou. Donc, Luth est russe ;p et encore une autre blague : comment appelle-t-on une fille qui couche avec Olivier Minne ? Une minnette ;) Que fait une prof de maths chez l'esthéticienne ? Elle demande l'intégrale. - Savez-vous ce que font les STMG en cours ? - Non. - Eux non plus. Je finirai par dire qu'on ne dit pas d'un célibataire qu'il est légendaire. On dit qu'il est meetic.

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