By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia
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My name is Sam, I live in the UK and I'm just a girl who's into rock/indie/alternative music. I also like video games. And yes, my life sucks :).
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Hey guys, OP here. I just wanted to say a few things, first off, I was awoken by the sound of the lizards running around in their habitat, not by cries or crunches or whatever. Secondly, the lizards were the same size and opposing genders so I was told to put them together by the person who sold the lizards to me. Lastly, unfortunately by the time I got to them, the other lizard (Female in case you were wondering) was already half inside of the other's stomach.