By Ouilleouilleouille - 14/02/2013 18:27 - France - Jouy-le-moutier
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Dans la vie, j’avais deux ennemis : le vocabulaire et les épinards. Maintenant j’ai la botte secrète et je bouffe plus d’épinards. Merci, de rien, au revoir messieurs-dames.
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Bonsoir, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, je l'ai envoyée depuis mon ordinateur (j'y repère mieux les fautes) et je n'ai pas eu le réflexe de me connecter donc je l'ai retrouvée publiée en tant qu'anonyme... ^^ Alors, déjà, je ne suis pas en surpoids ni même un peu plus ronde que ce que je voudrais, et je ne me plaignais pas non plus. :p Ma mère a d'ailleurs utilisé le mot "maigri" (et pas "minci") d'un ton inquiet et avec un regard quelque peu apitoyé. Je portais ce jour-là une tenue qui mettait pas mal en avant mes clavicules plutôt saillantes, et qui globalement devait me donner un air un peu trop maigre à son goût. J'ai tout de même fait part de cette remarque à mon copain, car n'ayant pas de balance (ni de grand miroir d'ailleurs), je ne suis pas tant que ça l'évolution de mon corps en ce moment et je me suis dit qu'il y était peut-être plus attentif. Et là, déjà qu'à ce moment, entre mon copain et moi les choses étaient un (tout petit) peu tendues, il me sort cette remarque alors qu'il avait pourtant pour habitude de me dire que j'étais comme faite sur-mesure pour lui (physiquement mais pas que, et oui, c'est super mignon). Donc logiquement je me suis dit : "euh, mais alors, ce qu'il me disait avant c'était juste pour me faire plaisir ou pas ?" (et si certains ne voient pas en quoi c'est gênant, les faux compliments, pour moi ce sont tout simplement des mensonges, et une des bases de notre relation est l’honnêteté, j'avais donc peur de voir cette base soudainement fragilisée). Son excuse -enfin je veux dire, sa raison, c'est que j'avais déjà mentionné le fait que mes épaules et mon cou me donnaient l'air (faussement) maigre, mais bon, comment je suis censée y redistribuer de la masse ? Surtout en sachant que je suis très très occupée en ce moment, donc vraiment pas de temps pour de la musculation ciblée ou qu'importe. Voilà, c'était pas dramatique finalement mais sur le moment, ça m'a bien perturbée. ^^