The Patriarch
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Mentor
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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